Wednesday, December 29, 2010

The Devil's Bible, Part VII. The Old and New, Mark and Number of the Beast both Then and Now

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Part VII. The Old and New, Mark and Number of the Beast both Then and Now

BASIC THESIS: CLAIM #1 + CLAIM #2 = ASSUMPTION
CLAIM #1:The Mark of Cain is the Mark of the Beast, the Evil 3rd Eye
CLAIM #2: The Number of Solomon's Gold Talents (666) is the same as the Number of the
Beast (666) deliberately, and on purpose.

BASIC ASSUMPTION: GIVEN #1 + GIVEN #2 = CONCLUSION

GIVEN #1 - THE MARK OF THE BEAST: Relevant Bible Quote
I. OLD TESTAMENT: The LORD put a MARK on Cain, lest anyone should kill him at sight. (Genesis 4:15)
II. NEW TESTAMENT: It forced all the people…to be given a MARK on their right hand or their forehead, so that no one could buy or sell except one who had the mark of the beast. (Revelation 13:16-17)

GIVEN #2 - THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST: Relevant Bible Quote
I. OLD TESTAMENT: The gold that Solomon received every year weighed 666 gold talents. (I Kings 10:14)
II. NEW TESTAMENT: This calls for wisdom: let anyone with understanding calculate the NUMBER OF
THE BEAST, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666. (Revelation 13:18)

BASIC CONCLUSION: I. OLD TESTAMENT = II. NEW TESTAMENT

THE MARK: Mark of Cain = Mark of Beast = the Evil Eye, the 3rd Eye, the Mind's Eye
THE NUMBER: Number of Gold Talents (666) = Number of Beast (666) = Global Economic Totalitarian Control
Cursed be the Devil, cursed be he. Cursed be the Devil, cursed be me.

The Devil's Bible, Part VIII. The Talmud and a Certain Galilean

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Part VIII. The Talmud and 'a certain Galilean'



QUESTION: Who is 'a certain Galilean'?

SOURCE #1: “The Judaeans … were exact in their language … but the Galileans … were not exact in their language … A certain Galilean once went about enquiring, ‘Who has amar?’ ‘Foolish Galilean’, they said to him, ‘do you mean an ‘ass’ for riding (hamar), ‘wine’ to drink (hamar), ‘wool’ for clothing (amar), or a ‘lamb’ for killing (amar)?’”

- Erubin 53a - 53b



President George W. Bush with Talmud in Hand

SOURCE #2: Alternatively, what is andifa? The lock on the forehead. Even as a certain Galilean chanced to visit Babylon and was requested to lecture on the chariot passage. He said to them, 'I will lecture to you as R. Nehemiah lectured to his companions.' Thereupon a wasp came out of the wall and stung him on the andifa (forehead) and he died. Said they. 'This befell him through his own fault.'

- Shabbath 80b

SOURCE #3:
What is mashkokith? - Here they explained it: 'The bell'. R. Jacob, however, said: 'The goat that leads the herd.' So too a certain Galilean in one of his discourses before R. Hisda [said] that when the shepherd becomes angry with his flock he appoints for a leader one which is blind.

- Baba Kamma 52a



SOURCE #4: A certain Galilean lectured before R. Hisda: 'Blessed be the Merciful One who gave a three-fold Torah to a three-fold people through a third-born on the third day in the third month.' With whom does this agree? With the Rabbis.

- Shabbath 88a

SOURCE #5: As a certain Galilean lectured before R. Hisda: 'The Holy One, blessed be He, said: I put a rebi'ith of blood in you; therefore I commanded you concerning blood.'

- Shabbath 31b



SOURCE #6: A certain Galilean expounded before R. Hisda: 'If one should make an analogy in respect of Elijah, what does this matter resemble? A man who locked his gate and lost the key.' R. Jose taught in Sepphoris: Father Elijah.

- Sanhedrin 113a


ANSWER: Rabbi Joshua ben Joseph the Messiah, the Nazarene (Jesus Christ)



Summary Chart-

Context The Babylonian Talmud
Rude Judean mockery of Galilean language
The Judaeans … were exact in their language … but the Galileans … were not exact in their language … A certain Galilean once went about inquiring, ‘Who has amar?’ ‘Foolish Galilean’, they said to him, ‘do you mean an ‘ass’ for riding (hamar), ‘wine’ to drink (hamar), ‘wool’ for clothing (amar), or a ‘lamb’ for killing (amar)? ('Erubin 53)
A scheduled lecture at the Babylonian Academy ends in death
What is 'andifa'? The lock on the forehead. Even as a certain Galilean chanced to visit Babylon and was requested to lecture on the chariot passage. He said, 'I will lecture to you as R. Nehemiah lectured to his companions.' Thereupon a wasp came out of the wall and stung him on the forehead and he died. Said they. 'This occurred through his own fault.' (Sabbath 80b)
Commentary on the actions of angry shepherds
What is mashkokith? - Here they explained it: 'The bell'. R. Jacob, however, said: 'The goat that leads the herd.' So too a certain Galilean in one of his discourses before R. Hisda said that when the shepherd becomes angry with his flock he appoints for a leader one which is blind. (Baba Kamma 52a)
A Trinitarian Talmudic Theology
A certain Galilean lectured before R. Hisda: 'Blessed be the Merciful One who gave a three-fold Torah to a three-fold people through a third-born on the third day in the third month.' With whom does this agree? With the Rabbis. (Sabbath 88a)
Commentary lecture heard by R, Hisda
As a certain Galilean lectured before R. Hisda: "The Holy One, blessed be He, said: 'I put a rebi'ith of blood in you; therefore I commanded you concerning blood.'" (Sabbath 31b)
Commentary on Elijah before R. Hisda
A certain Galilean expounded before R. Hisda: 'If one should make an analogy in respect of Elijah, what does this matter resemble? A man who locked his gate and lost the key.' R. Jose taught in Sepphoris: 'Father Elijah' (Sanhedrin 113a)

Cursed be the Devil, cursed be he. Cursed be the Devil, cursed be me

Saturday, December 25, 2010

The Devil's Bible, Part V. Jesus Christ is the Archangel Lucifer

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- An American Proverb

Part V. Jesus Christ is the Archangel Lucifer

I, Jesus, have sent My angel to testify to you..I am the root and the descendant of David, the bright morning star.

- Revelation 22:16

As of now, the religion of Christianity is being practiced by over two billion people throughout the world. One of the main beliefs which they share in common is that Jesus Christ, the Jew from Nazareth, is the only Son of God, meaning the Archangel Lucifer, and is also the rightful heir to the throne of Israel. Those who practice Judaism continue to quietly disagree, but they only have around 13 million followers world-wide and are currently not reproducing themselves. Because of this, along with a large amount of intermarriage with Gentiles, there will continue to be fewer and fewer practicing Jews with every passing year.

Over the centuries, the Church has continued to emphasize the fact that Jesus is the only Son of God for a variety of reasons. First, legend has it that He is the lone survivor of a horrific war against Satan, the great, red dragon, the most powerful Interstellar Starship of Universal Emperor Zeus/Jupiter Maximus. It destroyed nearly the entire home-planet of the LORD God of Israel. Tragically, all the other Sons of God were killed while trying to protect God their Father from the evil forces of the Devil, the Emperor’s homosexual son, and sun god, Apollo. Truth be told, this was more than just another fantasy or science fiction best-seller, but a very real Angel War that continues unto this very day.

In a sense, the Earthling Virgin Mary, Mother of God, was simply a convenient hiding place that, in desperation, the Holy Ghost used to mysteriously conceal the whereabouts of the last remaining Son of God more than two thousand years ago. Nine months later, He was born in a manger in Bethlehem and became man. Jesus has long been considered the one and only true archangel Lucifer and the Church insists that there has never been another in all of mankind’s history. The Bible states the following:

Now there was a day when the sons of God came to present
themselves before the LORD, and Satan came also among them.

- Job 1:6

When the morning stars sang together, and all the sons of God
shouted for joy.

- Job 38:7

These two passages from the Old Testament relate to a much different time and place when God had many different Sons and was still married to Mother Nature, long before she was violently murdered by the goddess Diana of the moon, along with many other hateful Pagan goddesses who despised her natural beauty and power. Because the Roman Catholic Church already knew that there would be many Jews, as well as even more non-Jews, some of them willing converts to Christianity, who would attempt to claim themselves as the Messiah, the next Son of God, they made damn sure to declare Rabbi Joshua (Jesus) ben Joseph, the Nazarene, as the one and only Son who would return someday to rule the earth forever. In reality, the official Church doctrine still maintains that Rabbi Jesus is now the one and only Archangel Lucifer. Wikipedia states the following:

In Revelation 2:16…it is Jesus who is described as the morning star. An echo of this Biblical use is found in the Roman Rite Roman liturgy, in which the Exultet chant in praise of the paschal candle refers to Christ as the morning star (in Latin Lucifer):

EXULTET CHANT of the Roman Catholic Church
WORDS IN ENGLISH: May the Morning Star which never
sets find this flame still burning: Christ, that Morning Star,
who came back from the dead, and shed his peaceful light
on all mankind, your Son, who lives and reigns for ever and ever.
WORDS IN LATIN: Flammas eius lucifer matutinus inveniat: ille,
inquam, lucifer, qui nescit occasum, Christus Filius tuus qui,
regressus ab inferis, humano generi serenus illuxit, et vivit et
regnat in saecula saeculorum.

Another very important reason why the Church insisted that Jesus was the only Son of God, the only Archangel Lucifer, was because planet Earth revolved around only one star, the sun, even though the Pagans worshiped numerous different sun gods. This included the homosexual Greco-Roman god Apollo who, after Christianity was declared the official religion of the Roman Empire, immediately demanded that Rabbi Jesus needed to share His solar rule over the earth with himself. Because of this, the early Church fathers realized that any other so-called Son of God would simply be Apollo in disguise, who remained possibly violent, deceitful, and degenerate ever since he had been thrown down from Heaven into Hell to then become Satan.

Interestingly enough, the Book of Revelation strongly suggests that Jesus Christ has already ascended to the throne of God and that He is now looking for those who qualify to become one of His new Sons of God, so that He can have several different Sons, just like own His father did a long, long time ago.

He that overcomes shall inherit all things; and I will be his God, and he shall be my Son.

- Revelation 21:7

A Once and Future Light Unto the Gentiles

Cursed be the Devil, cursed be he. Cursed be the Devil, cursed be me.


Saturday, December 18, 2010

The Devil's Bible, Part. I. Sexual Metaphor of the Eye of the Pyramid



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Part I. Sexual Metaphor of the Eye of the Pyramid



The Eye of the Flaccid, Circumcised Penis

Legend also states that this symbol represents a circumcised penis with the eye symbolizing the circumcised tip of the organ. In particular, the eye below the pyramid is a G-rated substitute for Noah’s flaccid, circumcised penis which Ham saw by accident. He then told his two brothers Shem and Japheth that their father had no foreskin. This angered Noah who had planned on teaching his sons the ancient sacred traditions of their Hebrew forefathers first before having them circumcise themselves. Many of these traditions, which included a secret explanation about the two eyes of the pyramid, dated back to the time of Abel who had also circumcised himself before being murdered by his uncircumcised brother Cain.

Symbol of Sexual Perversion


They covered up…the mark of their circumcision and abandoned the holy covenant; they allied themselves with the Gentiles and sold themselves to wrongdoing.- I Maccabees 1:15


Symbol of Modesty and Circumcision



Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father’s nakedness and told his two brothers outside. - Genesis 9:22


The Flaccid Penis

BIBLE: I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father, except through me. (Gospels)
INTERPRETATION: I am the right testicle, the left testicle, and the shaft of a flaccid, circumcised penis. If you don’t have one, you not allowed.access to the Father.

The Erect Penis

BIBLE: The stone the builders rejected. (Book of Psalms)
INTERPRETATION: The eye above the pyramid is an erect penis staring straight at you. The eye below the pyramid is a flaccid, circumcised penis that was rejected by the Pagan gods (the builders) in favor of the erect penis. Praise be the LORD (flaccid penis) for He alone is good!

Cursed be the Devil, cursed be he. Cursed be the Devil, cursed be me




Friday, December 17, 2010

The Devil's Bible, Part II. The Illegal Roots of the House of David

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Part II. The Illegal Roots of the House of David

So Boaz took Ruth (THE MOABITE WOMAN) and she became his wife. When he made love to her, the LORD enabled her to conceive, and she gave birth to a son. The women said to Naomi: “Praise be to the LORD, who this day has not left you without a guardian-redeemer. May he become famous throughout Israel! He will renew your life and sustain you in your old age. For your daughter-in-law, who loves you and who is better to you than seven sons, has given him birth.” Then Naomi took the child in her arms and cared for him. The women living there said, “Naomi has a son!” And they named him Obed. He was the father of Jesse, the father of David. (Ruth 4:13-17)


CLAIM: The House of David is illegitimate and specifically prohibited by the Laws of Bible (the Torah).
PROOF: No one of illegitimate birth shall enter the assembly of the LORD; none of his descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall enter the assembly of the LORD. No Ammonite or Moabite shall enter the assembly of the LORD; none of their descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall ever enter the assembly of the LORD, because they did not meet you with food and water on the way when you came out of Egypt, and because they hired against you Balaam the son of Beor from Pethor of Mesopotamia, to curse you. (Deuteronomy 23:2-4)



ILLEGAL LINEAGE OF DAVID: David's Great-grandmother Ruth (Book of Ruth) was a female Moabite making him a third-generation Moabite and thereby excluded from the Congregation of the LORD. (Ruth 4:9-22)
THE LAW OF GOD: No Ammonite or Moabite shall enter the assembly of the LORD; none of their descendants, even to the tenth generation, shall ever enter the assembly of the LORD, (Deuteronomy 23:3)



CONCLUSION:: The Ruling House of David, a third-generation Moabite, has illegally gained power over Israel and the Jews by breaking the laws of God and having no one stand up for them or protest that a half-breed Moabite like David should never have have been. By law, the House of David traditionally cannot 'ever enter into the Congregation of the LORD, even unto the tenth generation.'. Their rule and their their descendants rule over Israel is a prohibited crime that must be punished by their exclusion from power and allowing the ascension of a new Ruling House, the House of Joshua, with 100% Jewish and/or Israelite blood who are Orthodox Jewish in terms of religion..



Cursed be the Devil, cursed be he. Cursed be the Devil, cursed be me.

The Devil's Bible, Part VI. Yet Another 1,000 Years of Tossing Pearls?

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Part VI. Yet Another 1,000 Years of Tossing Pearls?

GOSPEL PASSAGE: Do not give what is holy to dogs, and do not throw your pearls before swine, or they will trample them under their feet, and turn and tear you to pieces. (Matthew 7:6)
INTERPRETATION: Do not have sex with prostitutes and do not masturbate. Remain completely chaste or the demonic world will blow you away.



BASIC CONCLUSION:
I. GOSPEL VERSE: Do not give...to dogs = Do not have sex with prostitutes
II. GOSPEL VERSE: Do not throw pearls = Do not masturbate

I. GOSPEL VERSE: Do not give what is holy to dogs,
EXACT WORDS: What is holy
TRANSLATION: Your male virgin (or non-virgin) manhood and/or sperm
EXACT WORDS: Dogs
TRANSLATION: Ritual Prostitute, possibly young boy



MEANING OF DOG
QUOTE: Thou shalt not bring the hire of a whore, or the price of a dog, into the house of the LORD thy God for any vow: for even both these are abomination unto the LORD thy God. (Deuteronomy 23:18)
EXPERT COMMENT: The hire of a whore, or the price of a dog - Many public prostitutes dedicated to their gods a part of their impure earnings; and some of these prostitutes were publicly kept in the temple of Venus Melytta, whose gains were applied to the support of her abominable worship. (Commentary on the Bible, by Adam Clarke, 1831)



Are we men or monkeys? Does anyone truly think it is possible to act like monkeys and also think and advance like men forever? I sincerely doubt it, I really do.



.Cursed be the Devil, cursed be he. Cursed be the Devil, cursed be me.

The Devil's Bible, Part IV. The Greco-Roman Sun 'god' Tempts the Only Son of God

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Part IV. The Greco-Roman Sun 'god' Tempts the Only Son of God

What's Puzzling you is the nature of my game...

- Sympathy for the Devil,
the Rolling Stones

I. Then Jesus was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the Devil (Apollo). After fasting forty days and forty nights, he was hungry. The tempter came to him and said, 'If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.” Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’”

II. Then the Devil (Apollo) took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written: “‘He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’” Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’”

III. Again, the Devil (Apollo) took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. “All this I will give you,” he said, “if you will bow down and worship me.” Jesus said to him, “Away from me, Satan! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.’” Then the Devil (Apollo) left him, and angels came and attended him. (Matthew 4:1-11)

Jesus Christ = Rabbi Joshua ben Joseph the Messiah
The Devil = Apollo, the Greco-Roman sun god
The Holy City = Rome
Highest Point of the Temple = Gold-Plated Roof of Vatican City
Very High Mountain = Mount Olympus
All the Kingdoms of the World = The United Nations




I. The First Temptation

PROPOSAL: Jesus was led by the Spirit into the wilderness to be tempted by the Devil (Apollo). After fasting forty days and forty nights, He was hungry. The tempter came to Him and said, 'If you are the Son of God, tell these stones to become bread.” (Matthew 4:2-3)
INTERPRETATION: Lick my balls until they loosen up, then give me fellatio. Let's see if you can even make me orgasm and ejaculate...
REFUSAL: Jesus answered, “It is written: ‘Man shall not live on bread alone, but on every word that comes from the mouth of God.’” (Matthew 4:4)
INTERPRETATION: I'd rather starve to death than be a stupid cock-sucking sodomite like you. I can already hear God's voice warning me to kill you now while I still can.

II. The Second Temptation

PROPOSAL: Then the devil took him to the holy city and had him stand on the highest point of the temple. “If you are the Son of God,” he said, “throw yourself down. For it is written: “‘He will command his angels concerning you, and they will lift you up in their hands, so that you will not strike your foot against a stone.’” (Matthew 4:5-6)
INTERPRETATION: Lay down. Let me give you fellatio and see if you can even get it up. I won't bite it off, I promise. Do you want to have anal sex with me with your big foot-long dong? I've got some lubricant right here.
REFUSAL: Jesus answered him, “It is also written: ‘Do not put the Lord your God to the test.’” (Matthew 4:7)
INTERPRETATION: You're a girlish coward and a liar just like your father whom I would never bother touching even with a ten-foot pole.

III. The Third Temptation

PROPOSAL: Again, the devil took him to a very high mountain and showed him all the kingdoms of the world and their splendor. 'All this I will give you,' he said, 'if you will bow down and worship me.' (Matthew 4:8-9)
INTERPRETATION: Get down on your knees and let me have anal sex with you from behind, or suck my cock and then swallow my cum.
REFUSAL: Jesus said to him, “Away from me, Satan! For it is written: ‘Worship the Lord your God, and serve him only.’” Then the Devil left him, and Angels came and attended him. (Matthew 4:10-11)
INTERPRETATION: You will trust in the perpetually flaccid, heterosexual penis of the LORD God alone. For He will never rape or seduce anyone at all. Only your degenerate father Zeus/Jupiter would ever do such of thing.



.Cursed be the Devil, cursed be he. Cursed be the Devil, cursed be me.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

The Devil's Bible, Part III. The Bible and the Bathroom



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- An American Proverb




Part III. The Bible and the Bathroom

Some may just call it a case of metaphorical coincidence, or just a dirty sense of humor, but the Bible does seem to include a few key passages that refer directly to indoor plumbing, in general, and to the steel (iron) flusher, in particular, which can be found attached to literally all 20th Century toilets. Did the Prophets somehow know about the modern world or were they actually given direct access to the most advanced systems of waste disposal available 2,000 years ago? Perhaps their spiritual visions included bizarre glimpses of today's restrooms. It's hard to say, but even Angels, and perhaps the Holy Ghost, may even sympathize with mere mortals who must still obey the call of nature in a proper, civilized manner and hopefully raise all of their children to do the same. Here are the pertinent Biblical passages:



Toilet Training and Biblical Prophecy

TOILET TRAINING: A Young Mother has a Baby Boy Destined to Lose his Diapers and become Properly Toilet-Trained
BIBLE: And she gave birth to a son, a male child, who is to rule all the nations with a rod of iron; and her child was caught up to God and to His throne. (Revelation 12:5)


TOILET TRAINING: She will teach him to use his left hand to wipe himself, and then flush it all down into the sewer
BIBLE: AND HE SHALL RULE THEM WITH A ROD OF IRON, AS THE VESSELS OF THE POTTER ARE BROKEN TO PIECES, as I also have received authority from My Father. (Revelation 2:27)

TOILET TRAINING: Her Son may need Encouragement to Cure his Occasional Constipation
BIBLE: You will break them with a rod of iron; you will dash them to pieces like pottery. (Psalm 2:9)



TOILET TRAINING: Sometimes Vomiting and Diarrhea May Occur
BIBLE: And out of His mouth goeth a sharp sword with which He shall smite the nations, and He shall rule them with a rod of iron; and He treadeth the wine press of the fierceness and wrath of Almighty God. (Revelation 19:15)

Cursed be the Devil, cursed be he. Cursed be the Devil, cursed be me.