The Devil's Bible, Part. I. Sexual Metaphor of the Eye of the Pyramid

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- American Proverb

Part I. Sexual Metaphor of the Eye of the Pyramid

The Eye of the Flaccid, Circumcised Penis

Legend also states that this symbol represents a circumcised penis with the eye symbolizing the circumcised tip of the organ. In particular, the eye below the pyramid is a G-rated substitute for Noah’s flaccid, circumcised penis which Ham saw by accident. He then told his two brothers Shem and Japheth that their father had no foreskin. This angered Noah who had planned on teaching his sons the ancient sacred traditions of their Hebrew forefathers first before having them circumcise themselves. Many of these traditions, which included a secret explanation about the two eyes of the pyramid, dated back to the time of Abel who had also circumcised himself before being murdered by his uncircumcised brother Cain.

Symbol of Sexual Perversion


They covered up…the mark of their circumcision and abandoned the holy covenant; they allied themselves with the Gentiles and sold themselves to wrongdoing.- I Maccabees 1:15


Symbol of Modesty and Circumcision


Ham, the father of Canaan, saw his father’s nakedness and told his two brothers outside. - Genesis 9:22


The Flaccid Penis

BIBLE: I am the way, the truth, and the life. No one comes to the Father, except through me. (Gospels)
INTERPRETATION: I am the right testicle, the left testicle, and the shaft of a flaccid, circumcised penis. If you don’t have one, you not allowed.access to the Father.

The Erect Penis

BIBLE: The stone the builders rejected. (Book of Psalms)
INTERPRETATION: The eye above the pyramid is an erect penis staring straight at you. The eye below the pyramid is a flaccid, circumcised penis that was rejected by the Pagan gods (the builders) in favor of the erect penis. Praise be the LORD (flaccid penis) for He alone is good!

Cursed be the Devil, cursed be he. Cursed be the Devil, cursed be me